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Look, Ryan Reynolds. You did good when you put a ring on Scarlett Johansson. Everybody knows that that woman is sex on two legs. But you messed up, buddy. You messed up when you left her, but we’re here to help you. We imagine you don’t read the paper much, so we’ll fill you in: according to Us Weekly, the former Mrs. Reynolds is now thinking about getting back together with her ex-hubby. A source told the gossip rag that Scarlett has been calling Reynolds endlessly, asking how he’s been, wanting to meet up: “She’s doing everything possible to get him to take her back. Even saying she?s ready to have a baby.” Seriously, do you have any idea how good looking your child would be? Just pick up the telephone, Ryan. You know you want to.

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Supermodel Linda Evangelista made major waves in a Manhattan courtroom today by asking her alleged baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, for $46,000 a month in child support. Linda explained that she needed the seemingly outrageous sum to pay for her 4-year-old son Augustin’s nannies and armed drivers while she hops the globe for photo shoots. Support Magistrate Matthew Troy told the supermodel that her request “would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” but didn’t reject it outright.

Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corporation which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting beaten with a Gucci bag.

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Kelly Osbourne is the daughter of one of the most feared women in rock, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager/wife Sharon Osbourne, and it looks like she inherited her mother’s sharp tongue. Kelly blunderd out what must have been years of smothered hatred for Christina Aguilera this weekend at a taping of E’s Fashion Police- when host Joan Rivers remarked that Aguilera was “stuffed into” a dress she wore on the red carpet, Kelly threw this profanity-filled verbal firebomb:

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you’re fat too.”

Considering it’s been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been keeping that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don’t f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we’re comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don’t hurt us!

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After years spent apart building (or destroying, as the case may be) their careers, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFFS 4 LIFE once more. Lindsay continued her latest probation celebration tour by spending the weekend partying in Malibu at former frienemy Paris’ beach house. Though she was told by judge Stephanie Sautner to “get your life in order” a mere 10 days ago, Lindsay partied at Paris’ pad until 4am, when she was seen leaving the party with her hoodie pulled over her face. Lindsay then got into a chauffeured car and was driven away. See Lindsay’s matured- she has a driver now!

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Paz de la Huerta is celebrated for being on Boardwalk Empire, but she’s arguably even more famous for being a hot mess. Clothes just can’t stay on the girl, and booze just can’t stay out of her. Paz appeared in court this week to face the fruits of her booze-soaked fury- assault charges stemming from a recent incident where she threw a glass at reality show “star” Samantha Swerta. While the court attendance did require her to wear clothes, Paz decided to bring her trademark bare panache to the proceedings by stopping in the middle of her security screening to slather her legs with lotion. Alllllllll the way up her legs. Qouth a stunned onlooker: “She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”

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She’s so avid, in fact, that she got engaged to her beau Marcus Mumford after dating for only five months. Carey, who was nominated for an Oscar in 2010 for her role in An Education, appeared at the San-Deigo Comic-Con last week in California, then ran instantly back to jolly olde England for an intimate getaway weekend with Mumford, singer for the British folk-rock group Mumford and Sons. The two haven’t officially announced their engagement, but British tabloid The Sun quoted an onlooker who said “Carey looked like the cat who got the cream. She was wearing a beautiful ring and didn’t seem to care who saw it.” Of course, this is the same paper whose name is currently being dragged through the mud for tapping celebrities’ phones, but hey- they seem like nice kids, so we hope this happy news is true.

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Luckily for Anne Hathaway, the world has largely forgotten that her ex, Raffaello Follieri, was sent to prison for fraud in 2008. Hathaway and Follieri dated for 4 years, and the relationship ended when Hathaway dumped the Italian con artist mere days before his arrest. Follieri is currently serving a four year prison sentence for conning wealthy investors out of millions of dollars, and according to the Enquirer, he and the Oscar hostess are still in touch. Hathaway has a new man, 30-year-old Adam Shulman, but according to the Enquirer, she exchanges letters with Follieri and he has even been giving her career and business advice from jail. Friends are warning Hathaway to stay away from Follieri when he is released from prison in 2012- could it be because she is still sweet on him? A Vanity Fair piece about Follieri delineate their affair as “passionate” and even alleged that Hathaway told him he was “the love of [her] life” when they broke up. Could she be taking on a new role as a big house broad?

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Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she’s got one hell of a “Hangover”…actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last beau Sean Penn just over a month ago, reportedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Fellow partygoers were eager to spill the beans on the cozy new couple, saying the pair was “completely engrossed in each other” and barely spoke to anyone else at the party. No word on whether they left the party together for a night cap.

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First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be caught dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for filthy rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain purposely used a model who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The model, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long black hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion…but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be dumbfounded how many “lookalikes” there are out there.

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Poor Rumer Willis. Not only did she have the unfortunate luck to inherit her father Bruce Willis’ bone structure, but if she tries to do anything about it, the tabloids just won’t shut up. Rumer has been the object of many plastic surgery rumors over the years, from her nose to her chin, and now her boobs are the newest subject of media tongue-wagging. The Enquirer recently asked a plastic surgeon if Rumer’s rack was the work of God or man, and the good doctor said that Rumer’s boobs were probably implants, since she has gained 2 cup sizes since 2008, but that her surgeon “should be patting himself or herself on the back!” Of course she could have also gained those 2 cup sizes the old-fashioned way- with In-N-Out Burger. Either way, we’re patting ourselves on the front to this second-generation starlet’s new curves.

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