Scarlett Johannson Has a “Hangover”

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|28|11

Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she’s got one hell of a “Hangover”…actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last beau Sean Penn just over a month ago, reportedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Fellow [...]

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Kim Kardashian Gets Litigious Over “Lookalike”

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|27|11

First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be caught dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for filthy rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model [...]

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Did Rumer Get a Boob Tuneup?

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|26|11

Poor Rumer Willis. Not only did she have the unfortunate luck to inherit her father Bruce Willis’ bone structure, but if she tries to do anything about it, the tabloids just won’t shut up. Rumer has been the object of many plastic surgery rumors over the years, from her nose to her chin, and now [...]

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Former Bodyguard Alleges Britney’s Got “Toxic” B.O.

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|25|11

Either Britney Spears has some major hygiene issues to work through or her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is looking to win a big payday and disgrace his former employer at the same time. We wish we could tell you which one is true, but alas, Britney doesn’t return our calls, even when we promise to [...]

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Did Marc Anthony Try to Hold J-Lo’s Sexy Back?

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|22|11

When Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a shocking press statement last week announcing their divorce, it was inevitable that a flurry of speculation would follow. After all, the couple was just seen sharing a hot kiss on American Idol in May. Now the rumor mill is working overtime, and one of the most interesting [...]

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Jennifer Lopez is Back on the Market

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|21|11

Listen up, fanny fanatics: Jennifer Lopez, she of one of the most awe-inspiring butts the world has ever known, is officially dumping husband #3. This weekend, Lopez and singer Marc Anthony unexpectedly announced that they were getting divorced. The couple didn’t cite a reason in their tersely worded press statement, which declared simply :”We have [...]

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No Wedding Bells For Brangelina, No Matter What US Weekly Says

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|21|11

Now here’s a shocker- Us Weekly jumped the proverbial gun when they plastered the words GETTING MARRIED! onto a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this week. Despite Us Weekly’s assertion that three separate sources had told them that superstar couple would wed this summer, now other, apparently more reliable sources are saying there’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been the “Black Swan”

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|20|11

Lindsay Lohan was never an ugly duckling. In fact, she was much more lovable before her metamorphosis into a drug-addled, kombucha-swilling swan. But that hasn’t stopped the former child star from being pissed that she wasn’t considered for the role which won Natalie Portman an Oscar. In a profile of Lohan publicized this week in [...]

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Kristen Johnson Spars with Octomom on Cross-Country Flight

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|19|11

It sounds like a particularly imaginative pro wrestling stunt: The Gentle Giantess and the Botox Baby Oven fighting in the aisle of a 747. But that’s exactly what happened on a flight from New York to Los Angeles this week as star Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun) verbally sparred with Nadya Suleman (aka [...]

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Mila Kunis Supports Our Troops…by Dating Them

Posted by admin  » Posted on 07|15|11

Looks like more will be standing at attention than just the honor guard at the Marine Corps ball this November, because Friends with Benefits star Mila Kunis has agreed to attend…with a soldier she’s never met. Last weekend MSNBC ran a piece about Sergeant Scott Moore, a Marine stationed in Afghanistan. Moore will be returning [...]

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